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Tweak says, "It's a perfect likeness."

or maybe i'm just being rhetorical. (rashomon) wrote,
@ 2012-02-06 22:12:00

Okay, my camera decided last night was a great time to malfunction, and I've gotten so mad at it I don't want to bother with videos anymore right now so I will totally be not doing to video meme today ;.; maybe I will come back to it this week, idk.

Give me one of your characters and one of mine, and I will give you their top three Texts From Last Night!

just to compensate for my lack of videos~

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	mady 2012-02-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
	TERRY/LAVENDER 69ERS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	69ers rashomon 2012-02-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
	(Rabastan): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? (Rab): im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared. (Leo): that was a mass text, wasnt it? (Dolph): you were mass sexting so we took your phone away (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mady 2012-02-07 03:26 am UTC (link)
	SO SPOT ON (Reply to this) (Parent)

Terry/Lavender

rashomon
2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)

(Terry): We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."

(Lav): I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
(Terry): shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.

(Terry): i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.

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	agreeing 2012-02-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
	alfie/claudia bertie/millie (Reply to this) (Thread)

Bertie/Millie

rashomon
2012-02-07 03:31 am UTC (link)

(Millie): The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.

(Bertie): Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

(Bertie): I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.

(Millie): you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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	Clalfie rashomon 2012-02-07 04:17 am UTC (link)
	(Alfie): No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative (Claudia): I never want to see another naked old woman again. (Alfie): Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gypsycunt 2012-02-07 03:27 am UTC (link)
	69ERS MARY/PIPER WATSON/CLARA DOLPH/BURGA TERRY/MORAG (Reply to this) (Thread)

	CLATSON rashomon 2012-02-07 03:43 am UTC (link)
	(Clara): i just stepped in cum. i hate you. (Watson): Thats what happens when you don't swallow. (Watson): Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me. (Clara): haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gypsycunt 2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I miss hat conniving bitch and that asshole, lol. /flawless (Reply to this) (Parent)

Mary/Piper

rashomon
2012-02-07 03:46 am UTC (link)

(Mary): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

(Piper): FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
(Piper): Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.

(Mary): Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?

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	gypsycunt 2012-02-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
	WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS MEME? (Reply to this) (Parent)

69ers

rashomon
2012-02-07 03:56 am UTC (link)

(Rab): Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze

(Dolph): My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

(Rab): God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
(Charley): And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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	Dolph/Burga rashomon 2012-02-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
	(Dolph): just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child (Dolph): my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better. (Burga): My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv (Reply to this) (Parent)

	headgirl 2012-02-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
	jugs to mctavish! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jugtavish rashomon 2012-02-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
	(Jugs): you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask (Jugs): All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail. (McTavish): So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	headgirl 2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
	mary/junia! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Munia rashomon 2012-02-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
	(Mary): Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it. (Junia): Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails (Mary): I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend. (Junia): Very innocently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	headgirl 2012-02-07 04:12 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHHAHA junia totally has experience in the last one :\| (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	texmas 2012-02-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Icon = best (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	headgirl 2012-02-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
	:D thank you!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	texmas 2012-02-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
	DOLPH ---> ORION MARY ---> SHERLOCK SOMEONE TO SOMEONE SURPRISE ME. ALSO give me some tallymarks love (Reply to this) (Thread)

Dolph/Orion

rashomon
2012-02-07 04:23 am UTC (link)

(Dolph): You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

(Orion): And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.

(Orion): My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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	Marlock rashomon 2012-02-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
	(Mary): I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you. (Sherlock): It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated. (Mary): happy early fathers day!!! (Sherlock): im not a father (Mary): about that... (Reply to this) (Parent)

RAVENTRIO

rashomon
2012-02-07 04:33 am UTC (link)

(Michael): do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?

(Terry): Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

(Anthony): I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.

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