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or maybe i'm just being rhetorical. ([info]rashomon) wrote,
@ 2012-02-06 22:12:00

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Okay, my camera decided last night was a great time to malfunction, and I've gotten so mad at it I don't want to bother with videos anymore right now so I will totally be not doing to video meme today ;.; maybe I will come back to it this week, idk.

Give me one of your characters and one of mine, and I will give you their top three Texts From Last Night!


just to compensate for my lack of videos~


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[info]mady
2012-02-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
TERRY/LAVENDER
69ERS

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69ers
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
(Rabastan): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?


(Rab): im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
(Leo): that was a mass text, wasnt it?


(Dolph): you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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[info]mady
2012-02-07 03:26 am UTC (link)
SO SPOT ON

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Terry/Lavender
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
(Terry): We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."


(Lav): I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
(Terry): shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.


(Terry): i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.

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[info]agreeing
2012-02-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
alfie/claudia
bertie/millie

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Bertie/Millie
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:31 am UTC (link)
(Millie): The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.


(Bertie): Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?


(Bertie): I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.


(Millie): you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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Clalfie
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:17 am UTC (link)
(Alfie): No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative


(Claudia): I never want to see another naked old woman again.


(Alfie): Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.

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[info]gypsycunt
2012-02-07 03:27 am UTC (link)
69ERS
MARY/PIPER
WATSON/CLARA
DOLPH/BURGA
TERRY/MORAG


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CLATSON
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:43 am UTC (link)
(Clara): i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
(Watson): Thats what happens when you don't swallow.


(Watson): Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.


(Clara): haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.

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[info]gypsycunt
2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
I miss hat conniving bitch and that asshole, lol. /flawless

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Mary/Piper
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:46 am UTC (link)
(Mary): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.


(Piper): FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
(Piper): Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.


(Mary): Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?

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[info]gypsycunt
2012-02-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS MEME?

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69ers
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
(Rab): Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze


(Dolph): My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?



(Rab): God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
(Charley): And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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Dolph/Burga
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
(Dolph): just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child


(Dolph): my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.


(Burga): My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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[info]headgirl
2012-02-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
jugs to mctavish!

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Jugtavish
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
(Jugs): you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask



(Jugs): All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.


(McTavish): So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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[info]headgirl
2012-02-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
mary/junia!

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Munia
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
(Mary): Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.


(Junia): Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails


(Mary): I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
(Junia): Very innocently.

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[info]headgirl
2012-02-07 04:12 am UTC (link)
HAHAHHAHA junia totally has experience in the last one :|

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[info]texmas
2012-02-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
Icon = best

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[info]headgirl
2012-02-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
:D thank you!!!

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[info]texmas
2012-02-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
DOLPH ---> ORION
MARY ---> SHERLOCK
SOMEONE TO SOMEONE SURPRISE ME.

ALSO give me some tallymarks love

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Dolph/Orion
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:23 am UTC (link)
(Dolph): You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."


(Orion): And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.


(Orion): My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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Marlock
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
(Mary): I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.


(Sherlock): It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.


(Mary): happy early fathers day!!!
(Sherlock): im not a father
(Mary): about that...

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RAVENTRIO
[info]rashomon
2012-02-07 04:33 am UTC (link)
(Michael): do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?


(Terry): Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan


(Anthony): I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.

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